Brett Favre Shows Consistency

Brett Favre, caught in an every day conversation with his wife:

Mrs. Favre: Honey, I'm making steak for dinner, would you like corn or potatoes on the side?

Brett Favre: Oh... I don't know... I can't make up my mind..

MF: Brett, I need to know because potatoes take time!

Brett: Aw geez, I need some time to think this over!

1 hour later:
MF: Brett, we're eating in 20 minutes! If you want potatoes, I need to know NOW!

Brett: After carefully considering my options, I have come to a decision.

MF: Just tell me already!

Brett: It is with a heavy heart that I announce we will not be having potatoes with dinner tonight. Salad is the healthy choice.

During dinner:
Brett: Stop eating everyone! I've realized that steak is just not the same without potatoes! Therefore, I would like to announce that we are putting this dinner on hold for as long as it takes to make us some spuds!